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Winter is coming: We're witnessing the end of democracy.
I know this is not what you want to hear, but it's what you need to hear. You can't win a war, if you don't even know you're in a war.
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Orange Rapist put Pedo Matt in charge of the Department of Justice, because of course.
This is what you get when the dumbest people in America elect the worst person in America as king of the idiots.
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Political Humor
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Trump says he will deport legal immigrants too.
If you’re an immigrant who voted for Trump, you’re even dumber than the other MAGA dumbfucks. You just voted for your own deportation.
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As expected, Trump's cabinet picks are a horror show of deranged freaks.
America's enemies are laughing their asses off right now.
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Remember when Trump claimed Covid is a hoax, and then over a million Americans died because of his lies?
Let’s see how many Americans he's gonna kill this time.
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It's ok to laugh, even when the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Laugh while you still can.
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An important lesson from Nazi Germany: Dumb people are more dangerous than evil people.
Ignorance will destroy America like it destroyed Germany during the Nazi era.
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Kamala didn't lose because she did anything wrong.
Any election analysis that doesn’t prominently feature Putin is not worth your time.
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Late-night comedians and Twitter users react to the catastrophic election clusterfuck.
The biopsy results came back last night. The orange tumor is terminal cancer.
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Political Humor
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A supercut of Trump’s own staff saying he knew he lost in 2020 and lied about it anyway.
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Kamala rocks!
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John Oliver has a message for "uncommitted" Muslim voters.
❤ if you're gonna vote for Kamala! 🇺🇸
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Kamala rocks!
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Dementia Donnie pretends to give his microphone a blowjob.
Grampa Hitler's brain is mush.
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Political Humor
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