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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Political Humor

"Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue" Lloyd Bridges, Airplane.

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

Oh man - I came here to say this, and actually just posted it before seeing that you beat me to it. Such a great quote! This one, too, from Billy Joel — “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints… the sinners are much more fun!”

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Nov 13Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Haha - such a funny movie all around, but Lloyd Bridges, Lesley Nielson, and others were so surprisingly funny! A break from their serious roles.

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😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆🤣🤣😂

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Political Humor

I couldn’t read all of it because it was spiking my anxiety. You grew up in Germany; I grew up all over the world—my father wasn’t in the military. He was a sociologist and functional alcoholic. We moved every 2 to 3 years and both my parents were narcissists. An international move every 2 to 3 years with no support other than random teachers. My sisters are also both assholes; we don’t speak. So I have quite a bit of trauma in my past. What I never thought about is why I have such a great sense of humor.

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This is a quality that many very traumatised individuals share . I can relate to the constant moving all over the place !

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Today is a good day to start smoking again.

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And eating far too much ! Ban diets 🚫😆

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Nov 11Liked by AI Comic, Oliver Markus Malloy

Life is short — eat dessert first.

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I often do 😂😂!!

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Let us revel in the Golden Age of Political Buffoonery!

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

This may be in your top three best essays, Oliver. I’ve followed Umair Haque for years, and learned a great deal from him regarding the wet bulb effects on humans. You provided us with information we need to know because the MSM will twist it into pretzel-shaped nonsense, ultimately killing many of us with no accountability for their crimes.

Immense hardship is soon to be unleashed upon our citizenry. Extreme poverty and rape of women and children will explode. Wages will be halved. Medical insurance will belong only to those with connections to governmental corruption or to those whose wealth provides them access.

Our children will be indoctrinated to have the fervor of little brownshirts, and will eventually become the future trump army, sent to eliminate the human element who cannot alter the skin pigmentation.

And then there’s the heat, which will increase pandemics as it ends the lives of those with the “correct” skin color as well as the “subhumans.”

I believe you’re right about finding moments of joy and laughter wherever and whenever we can. Pleasure will become a luxury in trumpistan.

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Times like these is why I watch Star Trek.

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👌🏻😂😂😂🤣😆

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Nov 12Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Make it So Number One

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Excellent piece. Plus, you validated my decision to spend my entire savings to buy a yacht. Thank you very much, I'm on it!

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👌🏻😂🤣🤣👌🏻

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Brilliant piece. I hope we see a series of sitcoms like the 1960's dark medical films and series that bring the exquisite absurdity of the "healing profession" to light. Maybe one on the new IRS(Interesting Revenue Sources), DoD(Devastation on Demand), State Dept(Department of Statements, Social Sec. Dept(Suck it up Sally), Homeland Security(Hang 'em all Homey), etc., etc.

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Yeah … watch as much TV as possible while there is still electricity … bing watching will no longer make us feel guilty … !

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Humor is all I've got, If not for the irony of it All I suppose I'd become an Alcoholic because the last time I looked it was still legal ! Thank You, Oliver for your post this morning ☕ and will reStack ASAP

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We have free rein to indulge in whatever … 🤣😂

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Yeah, finding the dark humor in our lives today is doing shadow work. Gotta do it or our heads will explode. 🤷‍♀️

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Bout says it all.

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

my family has a pretty dark humor, we always called it our Mexican black humor. my Dad was a fireman, my creepy first stepfather was a fireman that drove ambulance, and my son is a Veteran and has the darkest, funniest humor of anyone i know. so yeah, we laugh because it's better than crying.

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Same here. When we were about to head out on a boat to scatter my father’s ashes, my sister introduced us all to the captain then held up the box and said this is my dad. We all burst out laughing. I’m sure the captain thought we were insane but we knew dad would have appreciated it.

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

i think he absolutely would have!

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

No woman

No cry

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Reminds me of Bob Woodward asking Shrub how history will judge him for the Iraq war. A: History won’t know, we’ll all be dead.

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Appreciate reading this AND the comments. Times like these make me grateful that I didn't retire and get to go to work tomorrow. Serving a small city in Texas makes life better--especially since this year has been extraordinarily busy. After 30+ years in public service, I'm very good at not talking about politics in the workplace (even though a coworker tried on Friday) but I'll listen to anyone :D 😍🖖

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Nov 11Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Changes to shipping fuels are leading to a faster increase in global temperature (because the horribly toxic fuels which were destroying the environment in other ways were actually suppressing warming at a meaningful rate). It’s likely that the Trump administration will suffer the worst warming and the worst weather events our planet has ever seen. Perhaps the population that constantly associates the current economy with the current administration regardless of history will do the same with the climate.

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