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When someone flicks your ear, you flinch and jerk your head in the opposite direction. It's an involuntary reflex. So why didn't Trump flinch?

I've been hearing a lot of people saying that the Trump assassination attempt was staged. Big strong men, with tears in their eyes.
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What if the Trump assassination attempt was staged?

Could it be that Trump and his inner circle knew ahead of time that there would be a shooter on the roof?


Eye witnesses at the Trump rally noticed the shooter before any shots were fired, and warned the police and Secret Service, but their warnings were ignored. 🤔


An eyewitness says there was a “noticeable difference” in security at this Trump rally. Weird. 🤔


Apparently the Secret Service did not check the nearby building where the shooter was waiting. Strange. 🤔



The Trump shooter, Thomas Crooks, was a registered Republican.

And his neighbors say they’ve actually seen Trump signs in his front yard.

Hmmm. 🤔

Conspiracy theories spread wildly after the first assassination attempt on a US president in the social media age.

CNN


Conspiracy theories on the Trump assassination attempt are spreading like wildfire.

The Conversation


’Donald Trump was faking it...’: Social media trolls lambast former US President after ’staged’ assassination attempt.

Mint


Maybe the conservative Republican shooter wasn’t actually aiming for Trump?

Is it possible that the shooter was just firing into the crowd to create the illusion of an assassination attempt, to give Trump the perfect photo op?

Could it be that Trump cut his own ear with a piece of glass that was hidden in the palm of his hand?





Well that’s not suspicious at all! 🤔

I guess they want to make sure no one accidentally tells the truth and contradicts Trump’s official lies.


And just like that, nobody at the Republican convention is gonna be talking about Trump’s Project 2025, or Trump trying to steal the 2020 election, or Trump & Epstein, or the top secret stolen documents, or Trump’s 34 felonies.

How convenient!


Apparently God is too busy with other stuff to protect school children from mass shootings.


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