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13 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

This is great!

Someone on another post talked about how kindlyDonald spoke to customers. It allowed you to see his real personality.

People who are really around Donald say there is not a day that goes by that he does not throw his plate at the wall.

I worked in a restaurant as my first job. What I learned is that you don’t hire so io paths. They don’t like customers and they spit in the food.

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11 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy

He was talking to like-minded people. His minions. His devoted followers. I'm sure he was able to keep a straight face for a few minutes.

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12 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

Same… and please believe, I’ve SEEN it done PLENTY OF TIMES… Anyone seen the movie “WAITING”??? Give it a whirl; it’s not only a frigging funny AF DELIGHT, it accurately depicts a kitchen waitstaff. Or what USED to happen, anyways..😉😂

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14 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

That's so funny 🤣 and totally believable. Really well done!

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12 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

I was trying to send you this but haven't found a way to include a picture. When I shared it to SubStack it won't let me choose where, it just adds it as a note, so I'm afraid this link (to said note) is the best I can do. You definitely deserve it, funniest thing I've seen in ages (and I reserve this accolade for the very funniest posts).

https://substack.com/@nicholaspretzel205070/note/c-73671989?r=1vf1yp

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14 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

So darn good! 🤣😂

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And I thought I was clumsy!

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12 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

What would you not like with your order, please.

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12 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

This is one of THEE BEST AI’s I’ve ever seen, and I make it a habit to watch plenty so I can distinguish the difference on demand… I don’t even give a fat fuck that is definitely AI, it’s still fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

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14 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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It's better than crying at this point. Ain't it?

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14 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

This stunt actually gave me hope. Trump’s internal polling must have been dismal to try this ridiculous ploy. Has that man been in a kitchen? Does he know what a deep fryer is?

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14 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

lol! Donold’s first day on the job! We all teased my older sister, who worked at McDonald’s to save up money for her wedding…she would come home with her beautiful long honey colored hair smelling like fry grease…

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14 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

So funny.

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14 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

Hilarious!

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14 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy, AI Comic

This reminds me of one of the old SNL skits with " da Bulls ", " da Bears " & a giant cheese fry booth.....

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STAGED AF!

A total fraud. He NEVER worked a real job in his life!

If Trump were actually working at a fast food restaurant he would be fired on the first day for being late on the job, slow and in the way, and holding up progress.

As Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said: “Halloween came early for Donald Trump because we know that man has never worked a day in his life".

That's why I like wearing this "Donald: The lying King" shirt everywhere I go 👇

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If that's a clone of DJT, I'm going to go hide. IN CANADA. We don't need yet another brainless Rethuglican who can't / won't use condoms, with several clown cars packed with them.

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11 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Isn't the orange clown's influence now destroying Canada also? It seems as all the cockroaches have been digging out from underneath their rocks as they have done here!

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10 hrs ago·edited 10 hrs agoLiked by Oliver Markus Malloy

He's like herpes, he's spreading, we need a ginormous tube of antibiotic ointment ! Dump it on him from a safe distance.

I don't know specifically what's going on in Canada, my friend in Ontario mostly AVOIDS politics so we rarely discuss it. She - like most of humanity - wants to refrain from discussing the Talking Teratoma / Sludge Factory as much as possible.

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The most important thing is people have to get up and vote. Democrats have to get up and vote. Independent have to get up and vote. They have to get their asses to the poll and vote.

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yep!

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