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Sep 15Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

Still waiting to see medical reports on the first “assassination attempt“…

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Sep 15Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

Another excuse to draw attention to himself and bad mouth Harris and her supporters.

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

Precisely. Set up for that purpose.

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

First...Ds schedule was NOT public. How did the alleged perp KNOW where D was going to be?? And waiting at the 6th hole for him? So the SS looks heroic as they spot him, a loyal fan takes photo of getaway car AND plate. D gets sympathy & takes attention away from Ohio debacle. AND perps social media opens up crackdown/round up of those criticizing him (if he again steals power). It's odd.

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Looney as hell as a matter of fact!

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

He had to make up for Vance’s abysmal performance while the lazy one golfs.

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😂😂😂😂

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

🎯🎯🎯🎯

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Well , these things are brought on by his own doing. If he would shake it off and get on with life he’s inviting more problems like this . It just all gets to convenient then he dwells like some Superman which he’s not . If he Keeps it up he’s going to get killed and it’s rather interesting how its

Disenfranchised followers who suddenly turn on him . Only takes one with a little more luck than him.

Go ahead , stand up and fist then shooters number 2 3 4 or 5 will all take their shots !

Just too many BS thjngs. !

Keep his name on front page as victim .. he must love it.

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The drug addicted, diapered, decomposing sack of lab meat, will indeed surrender to federal authorities on his ride to an oubliette!

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

SAME!

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics, Oliver Markus Malloy

Same day as Vance says he will lie and make up stuff for media attention. They are both media attention seekers

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

I think the phrase you're looking for is "Media Whores".

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

Did not want to disparage sex workers but yeah

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

🏆

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

Precisely. What's NOT being talked about: Project 2025, Tarriffs, abortion, rapidly dissolving mentally competentce, Kamala's HARD KICKING HIS ASS, ....

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Trump is busy playing whack a mole and gets to distract from his pitiful debate and failing attendance he’s flailing about sinking deeper .

When shooters start showing up 4-5 at a time they may have more success .

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Bingo!👍🏼

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics, Oliver Markus Malloy

Epically bad debate performance on Tuesday, “assassination attempt on Sunday…🤷🏻‍♂️

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Here we go again 🙄. The racist eating pets was wearing out, and he hates Taylor Swift. Time to go what gave him the most attention.

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

It was hardly a bleep in my circle. No one even asked if he had been hurt 🤷🏻‍♀️ The GOP ticket is made up fraud.

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

What a coinkidinky@

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

And 52 days to go. Sigh

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Sep 16Liked by Introvert Comics

Tracks.

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Be interesting to see if he disappears from the news as quickly as the PA shooter and his family did…

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Hmmm…my thought exactly!

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The alleged would-be assassin appears to be a Never-Trumper who voted for him in 2016.

https://apple.news/AD4Jg5U3WT9WtIBpBI9B7kQ

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Sep 15Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

Sigh. Does anyone else think this will be an excuse for him to stop campaigning—if you can call it that—and conceal his increasingly grossly disorganized cognition.

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

Actually I think it’s a staged act, just like the first one.

He was getting beat up pretty good over his Haitian attacks. This is an attempt to garner sympathy.

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

He wants to change the topic. Don't let him.

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Sep 16Liked by Introvert Comics

Yuppers

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

100%!

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Sep 16Liked by Introvert Comics

And to conceal his grossly over-indulged waistline...I mean, I know Laura Loomer is a nut job, but how can she be all up in his bizznezz like he's somehow HOT?

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Sep 16Liked by Introvert Comics, Oliver Markus Malloy

🤢🤢

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

Hahaha

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

She's not well and Trump acknowledges he likes mentally ill women. I guess they "get him"...and I suppose he also "gets" Melancholy is done w him! America is done w him too. Vote Blue up and down the ticket.

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

He’s just golfing anyways.

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Sep 15Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

I don't believe anything he says. And I think he would do anything if he thought it would help him.

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Sep 15Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

Chances are if you live your life spreading hate. There are going to be a lot of people that hate you back there . And since we are nation of guns. Well…. live by hate die by hate.

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Live by the sword…

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Sep 15Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

Isn’t Florida a permitless Open-Carry Open-Shooting State? Isn’t this all part of the behavior that the Republican Party encourages? How does anyone know this was an attempted anything?

Maybe Palm Beach is just Really Mad that Worth Avenue has been shut down by Order of the Secret Service?

Maybe the person with the gun was trump himself after a bad Golf Game?

Maybe the person with the gun was Ron DeSantis who is mad at himself for dropping out of the Presidential Race so early when he could have gotten the nomination over trump had he only have listened to himself and not to his wife about his weirdo smiling.

Maybe Corey Lewandowski told trump two assassination attempts will garner more sympathetic votes than only one assassination attempt.

Maybe Marjorie Taylor Greene has really had it up to “here” with Laura Loomer-a-Tic

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

I Like And Agree With All Of Those Maybe’s! I think all of that happened because there were multiple shots heard… 😂🤣😆😳

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Sep 16Liked by Introvert Comics

Multiple Shots for Multiple Votes! Trump's new campaign slogan.

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics, Oliver Markus Malloy

I am in Total Agreement with all of the above skeptics… I don’t believe anything that comes out of his camp. And he’s only doing this for two things. Sympathy because of his failure Tuesday night, and Attention because of a lifetime of failures.

It’s quite ironic like Sydneyismyalias points out: 9 years without an assassination attempt, and 2 in the last few months. Very suspicious that the shooters were that inept and didn’t get the kill shot or some major injury to the Orange Hitler either time… In my opinion, if anyone was serious about an assassination, they’d have a true sniper with a long range rifle to get the job done.

And that’s clearly not the case in either of these claims.

This Is Nothing More Than A Smokescreen!

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Sep 16Liked by Introvert Comics

They hired the MAGA version of Dumb & Dumber to do it.

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Sep 16Liked by Introvert Comics

Meaning, it could have been any one of them In-Breeders.

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics, Oliver Markus Malloy

He set both attempts up to give the public a reason for him dropping out.

He hates being a looser.

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and yet he has lost so much in his businesses & life — more than anyone most of us know.

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Sep 15Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

He is pitiful. He should have known better than to get in politics…Guess ‘ol putti figured it was time to pay his puppet

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It is more evidence that our country’s system of basic education is underfunded that the majority his supporters are cutting off their nose to spite their face. 😥

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Sep 15Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

Trying to stoke violence amongst his supporters and garner sympathy.

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics, Oliver Markus Malloy

No, don't believe it. Hey, you think everyone should be able to have guns and assault rifles? As Trump told families in Iowa after school shooting...."get over it". Probably just kids playing

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

Awfully conveniently timed to draw attention from the "they're eating the cats" debacle. Not one but TWO Storm Troopers who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn? I don't believe this is real any more than I believed the first one 🤷‍♀️

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Sep 16Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy

Yeah. Maybe if the ammosexuals spent more time on the range, and less time playing tacticool dress up, they could actually hit a target

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics, Oliver Markus Malloy

Cheating death ONE time usually inspires Normal People to change their wicked ways. Or at least be less of an asshole.

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Sep 16Liked by Introvert Comics

A "concept" He can't grasp.

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Sep 15Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

Typical Florida man shenanigans

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Sep 15Liked by Oliver Markus Malloy, Introvert Comics

Probably paid someone so he would have an excuse not to stay in the race.

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Funny thing is, the minute he looses, Putti will have him exterminated.

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Sep 16Liked by Introvert Comics

Win Win.

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Sep 15Liked by Introvert Comics

I don’t wish for his death, I just wish he’d go far far away, somewhere where there are no cell phones, no computers and no access to anything he can use to keep his fat face in the news.

If I never hear or see him EVER again, it’ll be too soon.

And I don’t believe for a minute that he was shot at. This is another ploy because he and Vance are looking like the assholes they are for talking about Springfield OH and those poor Haitian immigrants that are now scared to leave their homes and send their children to school because of them. They’re trying to spin the news cycle

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Sep 16Liked by Introvert Comics

As long as he's alive, I'll be holding my breath waiting for another blow to our collective well being.

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