3 “assassination attempts” and all 3 by Republicans. Yeah, not weird at all. 🤔
Is Trump gonna pretend at every rally that he’s being assassinated?
Is that a regular part of his snake oil shows now?
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Oct 14Liked by AI Comic, Oliver Markus Malloy, Political Humor
Does anybody actually BELIEVE it was "another assassination attempt"??
PUH-LEEZE. Since when have they ever bailed an attempted assassin, and on only 5K bond? This looks and smells performative...
Considering that the RW has the bulk of America's weapons and that so far all the supposed assassins have been GOP...WHY can't any of them shoot straight??
Aren't there any retired biathletes in the party? /s 😉
Possessing a gun is not an assassination attempt. Probably just a fascist gun nut who can’t go anywhere without his penis extender.
Does anybody actually BELIEVE it was "another assassination attempt"??
PUH-LEEZE. Since when have they ever bailed an attempted assassin, and on only 5K bond? This looks and smells performative...
Considering that the RW has the bulk of America's weapons and that so far all the supposed assassins have been GOP...WHY can't any of them shoot straight??
Aren't there any retired biathletes in the party? /s 😉